About
Certain streets are known for certain things.
- When you think your-favorite-movie-made-flamboyant-musical, you think Broadway.
- When you think lobbyist-to-help-you-relax-some-pesky-regulation, you think K Street.
- When you think cheap-bead-necklaces-as-currency, you think Bourbon Street.
The list goes on.
But there’s one street that intersects all of the others. And from Ethnic Avenue, everything looks a little different. We see it all, but from the backside, through a cloud of urban vapors, and between high-power lines. From here, the world is a way more hilarious, perplexing, or infuriating place. And when you’re here, you get everything—unsolicited advice, fault-finding, politics, or gross generalizations—with a generous portion of ethnic bluntness (and over-confidence).
Ethnic Avenue isn’t just a street. It’s a way of life. It’s a state of mind. And everyone at least passes through sooner or later. If you have no idea what I mean, you probably double-click your automatic locks at every stoplight. If you know exactly what I’m talking about, welcome back—I saw some guys playing cards on the hood of your car.
-The Residents
