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	<title>Ethnic Avenue - The Street That Crosses All the Others &#187; Ethnic Advice</title>
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		<title>How to Upgrade Yourself Olive-Garden Style</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 01:39:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Even though I wouldn’t set foot in one today, I’ve been to the Olive Garden more times than I care to admit. I guess that, back in the day, the combination of bottomless frozen breadsticks and “salad” (lettuce soup drowning in an Italian-dressing broth) was irresistible to me. The crazy part is that after eating a bunch of the free shit, I would still order a thing called the “Tour of Italy,” which was basically a heart attack on plate. It was pretty much one of everything creamy, cheesy, and meaty. I don’t know how I kept my BMI at a healthy 21 the entire time.]]></description>
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		<title>Don Felix&#8217;s Corner: Catcalling with Class</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 09:47:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of the problems with these kids nowadays is that they don't know how to treat a lady like I was taught to treat a lady—the correct way. When it comes to letting a woman know they appreciate how she's carrying herself that day, or acknowledge that she succeeded in getting their attention with her outfit, they start in with the pussy this or culo that. That demeans everyone. And it's disgusting. I'm going to tell you all what my father told me, and what I tell my seven sons and eleven daughters: a lady appreciates a quality catcall. It makes her day. Don’t embarrass yourself, or the recipient, by doing it the wrong way. You only get one chance.]]></description>
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		<title>When Not to Use the Dollar Sign as a Letter</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 23:15:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ethnic Will</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nothing says shady (or in select contexts, bad-ass) more than using a dollar sign in place of the conventional letter S (or wearing it around your neck). But, let’s make an important distinction. If you’re a hip-hop arti$t or a pimp named $ilky or a 99-cent $tore, you’re likely to improve your image by using the dollar sign. Chances are it resonates with your “demographic.” But, if you’re a law office or a bank, you’re probably better off sticking to the core 26 letters of the alphabet.]]></description>
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		<title>Ethnic Advice: No Disrespect</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 23:39:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ethnic Will</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The crazy part is that I could see the other guy’s rage visibly increase as the black dude carried on like that about his girl and, then, evaporate just as quickly as as soon as he heard the “no disrespect.” It was an incredible sight. And I immediately recognized it for what it was: a powerful incantation for de-balling an angry fist.]]></description>
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		<title>Dealing with Annoying-Ass, Blinding Headlights</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 01:08:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ethnic Will</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don't know about everyone else but, to me, one of the most annoying things on the road today are those unnecessarily bright headlights on certain cars. In response to this modern nuisance, our production team has put together a crude animation with some ideas for dealing with them.]]></description>
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		<title>Three Pieces of Ethnic Advice for Obama</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 19:46:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ethnic Will</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[But now that you've been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, Barack, it’s impossible to keep quiet. We can’t have you messing up a good thing. You may have gotten this far on your own, but you’re going to need a little Ethnic Advice to get you through the rest of the way (conquering the world).]]></description>
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