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	<title>Ethnic Avenue - The Street That Crosses All the Others &#187; Inner-City Life</title>
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	<description>Where race meets everything else.</description>
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		<title>Straight-Outta-Compton Moms Loses Weight</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Apr 2010 07:55:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ethnic Will</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Inner-City Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stupidity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Compton]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dr. Dre]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Elizabeth Kucinich]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Spam]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Anyone that’s ever had Internet access, an e-mail address, or returned to their car after a long night at their favorite nightclub knows that unsolicited bullshit comes in a wide range of formats, tones, and levels of quality. I’d hate to admit it, but once in a great while, I’m actually impressed with a good piece of spam. (CLICK LINK ABOVE TO READ COMPLETE STORY.)]]></description>
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		<title>Reclaiming Calvin</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Apr 2010 08:52:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ethnic Will</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Stupidity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bumper Stickers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Calvin Peeing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jesus Christ]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[La Migra]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Republicans]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sarah Palin]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You can tell a lot about a person by what kind of shit they choose to stick on their car. Whether it’s a political statement or a stick-figure roll-call of their family members, the car owner is telling you that this thing is sufficiently important to them that they want to advertise it everywhere that car goes. That’s a bold statement. (CLICK LINK ABOVE TO READ COMPLETE STORY.)]]></description>
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		<title>Third Grader Has 90 Problems and a Bitch Is Every Single One</title>
		<link>http://www.ethnicavenue.com/third-grader-has-90-problems/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 01:09:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ethnic Will</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Inner-City Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Women]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[90 Bitches]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[99 Problems]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jay-Z]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kids]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Types of Bitches]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I recently came across this list that’s causing quite a stir on the Internet. According to its original source, a teacher discovered it discarded in her 3rd grade classroom in Washington, D.C. This isn’t the complete list (see below). In fact, it goes all the way up to 90, though it’s missing a vital fourth page. Now, you can pretty much imagine the reactions to this thing: everything from “concern” for the “condition of our youth,” to self-identification as one of the 90 bitches.]]></description>
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		<title>The Bait Car</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 10:44:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ethnic Will</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Inner-City Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stupidity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bait Car]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Crime]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Entrapment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Police]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[TruTV]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I’m no lawyer, but I could have sworn there was a difference between committing a crime outright, and being lured into committing one. Despite that, law enforcement agencies all over the country have instituted the practice of using “bait cars” to fight rampant car theft.]]></description>
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		<title>When Not to Use the Dollar Sign as a Letter</title>
		<link>http://www.ethnicavenue.com/using-the-dollar-sign/</link>
		<comments>http://www.ethnicavenue.com/using-the-dollar-sign/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 23:15:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ethnic Will</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Ethnic Advice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Inner-City Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ATM Machine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cash Bank]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dollar Sign]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hustlers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rappers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Shady Business]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Nothing says shady (or in select contexts, bad-ass) more than using a dollar sign in place of the conventional letter S (or wearing it around your neck). But, let’s make an important distinction. If you’re a hip-hop arti$t or a pimp named $ilky or a 99-cent $tore, you’re likely to improve your image by using the dollar sign. Chances are it resonates with your “demographic.” But, if you’re a law office or a bank, you’re probably better off sticking to the core 26 letters of the alphabet.]]></description>
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		<title>Hipsters Mark Their Territory</title>
		<link>http://www.ethnicavenue.com/hipsters-mark-their-territory/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 22:06:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ethnic Will</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hipsters]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Inner-City Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[DJs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gentrification]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Old-School Nike High-Tops]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Skinny Jeans]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[For a while now, I’ve suspected my neighborhood was developing a serious hipster problem. Admittedly, it’s pretty hard to live in any nice apartment-dense area in a U.S. city without running into at least of few of these characters, with their manicured beards, year-round beanies, and two-sizes-too-small striped sweaters.]]></description>
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		<title>Dealing with Annoying-Ass, Blinding Headlights</title>
		<link>http://www.ethnicavenue.com/blinding-headlights/</link>
		<comments>http://www.ethnicavenue.com/blinding-headlights/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 01:08:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ethnic Will</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Ethnic Advice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Inner-City Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Driving]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Headlights]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[High Beams]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Revenge]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Road Rage]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.ethnicavenue.com/?p=475</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I don't know about everyone else but, to me, one of the most annoying things on the road today are those unnecessarily bright headlights on certain cars. In response to this modern nuisance, our production team has put together a crude animation with some ideas for dealing with them.]]></description>
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		<title>My Car Is Not For Sale. Stop Asking.</title>
		<link>http://www.ethnicavenue.com/my-car-is-not-for-sale/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 20:54:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ethnic Will</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Inner-City Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Women]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Salt Vampire]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Scams]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sci-fi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Star Trek]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ugly Girls]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[At some point or another, everybody has known a Salt Monster—a girl who, despite not displaying a single one of the traditional indicators of beauty, still got treated as if she was a hot ticket. ]]></description>
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		<title>Three Annoying Things about Concerts These Days</title>
		<link>http://www.ethnicavenue.com/three-annoying-things-about-concerts-these-days/</link>
		<comments>http://www.ethnicavenue.com/three-annoying-things-about-concerts-these-days/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ethnic Will</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Inner-City Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stupidity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Annoying]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Audience Participation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Beer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cell Phone Cameras]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Concerts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sticky Floors]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[There Oughta Be a Law]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The past few concerts I’ve attended have revealed to me that things I was chalking up as merely an unfortunate succession of annoying incidents are, in fact, wholesale, disturbing trends. Whether these apply to all public events or specifically concerts is still unclear.]]></description>
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		<title>Ethnic People &#8220;Fixed Up&#8221; My Car</title>
		<link>http://www.ethnicavenue.com/ethnic-people-fixed-up-my-car/</link>
		<comments>http://www.ethnicavenue.com/ethnic-people-fixed-up-my-car/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 22:54:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ethnic Will</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Inner-City Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stereotype Analysis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ethnic Drivers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fixed-Up]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jetta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[White People Stole My Car]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[For reasons that remain largely a mystery to most, ethnic youth seem to have a special fondness for after-market parts and accessories. If someone stole your car, and kept it, a reasonably keen eye could pretty much discern the degree and hue of ethnicity of the perpetrator, simply from the “modifications” you found on the car. Cars, it seems, are decent predictors—if you know your stuff.]]></description>
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