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Have a question? A beef? A staring problem? Fill out the form below–in your finest English–and I’ll do my best to address it.
You’re lucky: until recently, the best way to reach me was to scream my name (or one of my various nicknames) from across the street, or to page me with 1-2-1 9-1-1.† I was rigidly analog and old-school. Now look at me.
† A slight exaggeration, and a dated reference to the beeper era, with its primitive and esoteric pager-code, which included 9-1-1 for “emergency” and 1-2-1 for “I need to talk to you.”
