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If you’ve spent any amount of time in a classroom with young Asian people, you’re familiar with their penchant for spinning pens (interchangeably known as “pen flipping” or “pen twirling”). And, sooner or later, you’ve wondered what gives.

So, why do they love it so much and why are they so good at it? Even though other races engage in the practice, nobody comes close to matching Asian dedication and skill.

The Reasons Behind Asian Pen Spinning

1. Natural Extension of Chopstick Manipulation Skills

There’s no question that using thin, stick-like objects to pick up food, beginning in early childhood, predisposes Asian people to skillful manipulation of similar objects (e.g., pens and pencils). If you can use two sticks to grab a grain of rice, you can easily spin a single, shorter stick in intricate patterns.

2. Non-Threatening Form of Expression and Entertainment

Video games and pen spinning are things you can do at home without stressing out your smothering parents, and incurring their notorious wrath in the process. It’s not surprising Asians excel at both. But pen spinning has the added advantages of silence and portability (i.e., you can do it in class).

3. Asian Weapons Heritage

As with the Chopstick Hypothesis, traditional Asian weapons (e.g., nunchaku) also encourage every form of twirling and twisting of stick-objects.

4. Slender, Adroit Asian Fingers

The same physical feature that helps Asians become great piano players–and skilled detail-workers in Chinese factories–makes them master pen spinners in-the-making.

5. Spend a Lot of Time with Writing Utensils in Their Hands

Smothering parents are at the root of a lot of Asian behavior. Thanks again to their constant pressure–this time to get into one of the Historically Asian Colleges¹–kids spend a lot of time doing math homework, or at least pretending to. What else are you going to do with that idle time and mind?

¹ West of the Mississippi: one of the University of California campuses, especially Berkeley and Los Angeles (UCLA).

Even though everyone has surely noticed it by now, nobody has been able to conclusively determine why an overwhelming majority of Asian people, especially girls, routinely drag their feet when walking.

Asian shuffling is unmistakable indoors, but often still audible outside—especially with groups, and the more egregious individual cases. It’s not confined to any particular age group, though it seems to be more common in the Northern Asians (Koreans, Chinese, Japanese) than in the Southeast Asians (e.g., Filipinos).

Unsatisfied with the few speculative hypotheses that exist on this subject, I resolved to come up with a better explanation for this phenomenon. This is the product of that “research.”

Three Theories for Asian Shuffling

1. Active minds. Lazy bodies.

The human body has a finite number of resources. In Asian people, many of those resources are dedicated to the higher faculties, the brain functions—working out math problems, reaching new heights in online gaming, stressing out about your parents’ ever-smothering pressures. With the mind working overtime, the body gets fewer resources.

2. Collectively tired from working so hard, being so pressured.

School all day, after-school tutoring, piano lessons, violin lessons, Calculus homework, helping out at the family business—those things all add up. And when you’re that tired, things like a deliberate, heel-to-toe gait go by the wayside.

3. Weird walking habits from years of wearing slippers, or tube socks, in the house.

I knew an Asian guy in junior high school that stepped on the backs of all of his shoes to make them, functionally, into slippers. It didn’t matter what kind of shoe it was, or how expensive they were, he wore them all like a pair of house shoes. Remarkably, he could play several sports like that and never have a shoe slip off.

If you’ve ever worn slippers, you know there’s a specific way to walk in them. It’s a forward-leaning “foot drag and shuffle.” You still lift your feet, but not as much. There’s always a little contact with the floor. This is very different than walking around in flip-flops (previously known as “thongs,” until the G-string mysteriously appropriated the name). With flip-flops, you have the aid of the toe-thong, which turns your motion into more of a “lift and slap.” This is why White Girls don’t drag their feet.

I’m sure this guy I knew, like many Asian people, wore slippers in the house. In fact, he was so used to it, that he felt compelled to replicate it outside of his home. Asian people with less of this impulse, wear their shoes normally on the outside. But, years and years of wearing slippers in the house—and unwittingly practicing the “foot drag and shuffle”—make walking any other way inconvenient, if not impossible.