Ethnic Avenue – The Street That Crosses All the Others

If you get the sudden feeling you’re watching the local news every time you talk to your friend, chances are: she’s a Television-Reporter Asian American Girl (TRAAG). Not all TRAAGs are reporters, but they certainly could be. You find them in all walks of life, though every newscast manages to recruit at least one.

A perfect specimen.

Appearance & Dead Giveaways

• Polished, Asian American look; zero trace of FOB-ness
• Conservative, expensive attire: turtle necks, slacks
• Immaculate English, so immaculate, in fact, that it constitutes an accent in itself
• Deep, sonorous female voice; toward the contralto side
• Not much of a sense of humor; face-value assessment of the world
• Anglo first name, ethnic last name (e.g., Tracy Tomonokawa)
• Sounds as if she’s “on location,” even in social situations
• Projects cultured, fancy airs; classically trained in some instrument(s)
• Incongruently pronounces some Asian words with perfect native accent, to feign ethnic pride
• Pretty much guaranteed she’s dating (or married to) a white guy

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